"Yes, we can change"
Writers and Their Madness
We take a look at two historical writers and their relevance in today's life.
He sat erect on his office chair, listening to the ridiculous lub-dub of his pulse. Oh wait, he's laughing. No wonder.
Little did we know that this seemingly nondescript young man had, in fact, written what was featured as a "Sample Argumentative Essay".
One of Mr Lam's works on uniforms pushed against allowing students to "dress in any way they like", as he described in a revolutionary concept he calls Unnecessary Freedom.
The central dogma of Unnecessary Freedom states that "If we grant them the unnecessary freedom to students, it may cause future requests and demands for even needless freedom".
Enough said.
While currently holding a temporary assignment at a well-known insurance firm, Mr Lam still draws parallels of Unnecessary Freedom, even in the working environment!
For example, he is allowed an hour-long lunch break around noon, with the flexibility to choose how and when he would like to have it. Referring to Unnecessary Freedom, he says "Who needs an hour? It's a waste of time!" "Lunchtime should be regulated by the second," he proposes.
Indeed, it seems like Mr Lam is already experiencing this "needless freedom".
On the more scientific side of this story, his esteemed colleague Miss Teo had, around the same time, introduced the Best Years Hypothesis. In her essay on the topic, she set forth that "the period from age 13 to 19" are the "best years of one's life".
Bravo, Miss Teo. We at Saluton! certainly hope she's not referring to that crazy time of the month; it certainly wouldn't be a girl's best time of her life.
But, somehow, we do agree. Having reached the ripe age of 20, Miss Teo is definitely done with the Best Years Hypothesis thing she had going on. We are almost sure that she is now experiencing the wondrous "needless freedom" much to the chagrin of the then 15/16-year-old Mr Lam.
We just can't wait for her "future requests and demands for even needless freedom"!
And, for the record, the disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Neither the writer nor the publisher intended, in one way or another, to criticise or attack the writers mentioned in this article or to be this lame. Mr Lam has discarded his sole manuscript of Unnecessary Freedom, whereas Miss Teo has been clearing out her English file.
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